Tim Torkildson, creator of the 'timerick,' and all around mensch.
Texas Governor Rolls Back Reopening as U.S. Virus Cases Hit Record.
@TalalNAnsari
The governor of Texas is in quite a pretty pickle/Coronavirus cases are no longer just a trickle/He's shutting down the state again to impede further illness/Constituents don't care to go back to that awful stillness/The Gov can either plump for health or let all bizness thrive/the problem is that if he caves there's no one left alive.
What makes a summer movie?
@TerryTeachout1
What makes a summer movie is a monster in the lake/or a clutch of aliens with bug eyes not too fake/There must be lots comedy, and just a pinch of sex/with nothing too cerebral that our puny minds would vex/Stir it all together with a box of Raisinets/Then keep the Coke a-flowin' and I'll have no vain regrets.
The 11 most logical picks for Joe Biden’s vice president, ranked.
@AaronBlake
I think Joe Biden ought to see/that I would make a great VP/I'm honest as the day is long/I've never even touched a bong/I'm liberal but not too crazed/and Elon Musk leaves me unfazed/So Joe why not give me a whirl/oh wait -- he can't -- I'm not a girl!
A very smelly durian fruit sent six people
to the hospital and caused a post office
to evacuate.
@NdeaYanceyBragg
A durian ripe on the tree/is nearly a grave felony/
Don't bring it indoors/You may soil your drawers/
It crawls up your nose like a flea!
to the hospital and caused a post office
to evacuate.
@NdeaYanceyBragg
A durian ripe on the tree/is nearly a grave felony/
Don't bring it indoors/You may soil your drawers/
It crawls up your nose like a flea!
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