Monday, June 22, 2020

Timericks from stories by Rory Satran, Alex Leary, and Amy Goldstein.

Tim Torkildson, inventor of the 'timerick' and author of the bestseller "How to Avoid Swink."




‘They Ate Their Friends!’: Butterfly Kits Backfire.
@rorysatran

In Nature the rules are severe/and life becomes pretty austere/The weak are a snack/The strong will attack/So parents, watch out for your rear!



After Tulsa Rally, Trump Heads to Arizona, Wisconsin.
@learyreports


IF you think a rally is a safe place to converge/folks may soon be gatherin' to sing for you a dirge/Any politician who promotes it surely merits/being thrown into a hole with hungry rabid ferrets.



Income emerges as a major predictor of coronavirus infections.
@goldsteinamy


The rich keep getting richer/and the poor keep getting sicker/Nothing improves health quite like/your very own stock ticker/So if you are a pauper/then I hope that you have bought/a quiet little corner/for your likely graveyard plot.















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