Tim Torkildson, inventor of the 'timerick' and author of the bestseller "How to Avoid Swink."
‘They Ate Their Friends!’: Butterfly Kits Backfire.
@rorysatran
In Nature the rules are severe/and life becomes pretty austere/The weak are a snack/The strong will attack/So parents, watch out for your rear!
After Tulsa Rally, Trump Heads to Arizona, Wisconsin.
@learyreports
IF you think a rally is a safe place to converge/folks may soon be gatherin' to sing for you a dirge/Any politician who promotes it surely merits/being thrown into a hole with hungry rabid ferrets.
Income emerges as a major predictor of coronavirus infections.
@goldsteinamy
The rich keep getting richer/and the poor keep getting sicker/Nothing improves health quite like/your very own stock ticker/So if you are a pauper/then I hope that you have bought/a quiet little corner/for your likely graveyard plot.
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