Creator of the 'timerick.' Tim Torkildson.
FDA Pulls Emergency Covid-19-Use Approval for Two Malaria Drugs Touted by Trump
@TomBurtonWSJ
Anything that Trump okays/is probably just mayonnaise/The nodding heads with noses brown/that prick their foreheads on his crown/are doing us a lot of harm/and lack their leader's crusty charm/If Trump says 'stop' then I say 'go'/His 'wait' is my 'Geronimo!'
Once Pariahs, Location-Tracking Firms Pitch Themselves as Covid Sleuths
@samschech
Location tracking firms/are chasing all our germs/Like Santa's own doodad/they note our good and bad/The data they collect/they then start to dissect/with ev'ry new furlong/my soul is their ping-pong.
Why Milk’s Best Sales in a Decade Won’t
Save Struggling Dairy Farmers
@jessenewman13
The dairy farmer is my pal/for he provides the rationale/for ice cream sundaes, buttered toast/the cottage cheese on which I coast/May God save dairies and their ilk/cuz I recoil from almond milk!
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