Timericks from stories by Tiffany Hsu, Joseph Goldstein, and Gerry Shih.

Fox News Host Tucker Carlson Loses More Advertisers
@tiffkhsu


Disney says 'No thank you, Tuck'/T-Mobile says he's out of luck/Soon Mr. Carlson will so lack/a sponsor that he'll go right back/to asking all the livelong day/if he can join the CIA.



She Survived the Coronavirus. Then She Got a $400,000 Medical Bill.
@JoeKGoldstein


Chinese soccer superstar calls for ouster of Communist Party, stunning nation.
@gerryshih


There once was an athlete named Hao/who Xi Jinping did disavow/His comments caused fear/then did disappear/quite buried by Beijing's long plow.