Monday, December 13, 2021

Timerick: How a $6 Bass Pro Shops Hat Became a Fashion Trend

 Build a better trucker's cap

and reap a rich windfall.
People wear it ev'rywhere,
winter, spring, and fall.
They like the hayseed ambiance,
the 'good-ol-boy' design;
and if it costs six dollars;
why, it's really mighty fine!
I wish I had invested in a cap or coffee cup,
instead of wasting money in a blasted mustache cup!

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