Ron Johnson is a mighty man;
he sez to gargle when you can
to kill corona virus bugs
without the use of any drugs.
It's common sense! he cries out loud
to ev'ry mob and surging crowd;
and when the hoi polloi get wind
they're likely to be quite chagrined.
They'll torture nurses, doctors kill;
and will not pay their clinic bill.
They'll bathe in Listerine all day
to keep the virus far away.
And if you contradict their stand
they'll treat you like some contraband.
They'll tie you to a flaming stake
and burn you as a risky fake.
Ron Johnson, in your Senate seat,
why common sense do you defeat?
Cannot you find another course
to ride your hairbrained hobby horse?
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