In Mormon churches ev’rywhere
They glorify the folding chair.
No meeting can be held without
These metal marvels, clean and stout.
Inside the chapel, there are pews
To rest and hear the Gospel news --
But even there, the overflow
Is stocked with folding chairs to go.
They’re stored in ev’ry nook and cran --
In bathroom, behind garbage can.
The Elders Quorum goes to town
In putting up and taking down!
So if you ever chance to be
Inside a Mormon sacristy,
Please bring a pad with downy fill --
Those metal seats are awful chill . . .
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