A humorous dictator is a thing I like to see.
One who squirts some seltzer on proud Lady Liberty.
He throws a pie at prisoners, and dissidents all find
They’re beat with rubber chickens when in protest they are lined.
He moons the other nations when they sanction his regime;
His jokes are foreign policy and taught in academe.
And when at last he’s led before a firing squad, he grins --
And asks to hear kazoos instead of sobbing violins.
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