THINGS GO BETTER WITH COKE, LAXATIVE EDITION.
From the Wall Street Journal
There was an old person who found
Whenever his bowels were bound,
A snort of this drink
Put him in the pink,
Although there was flatulent sound.
The U.S. Has Fewer Crimes. Does That
Mean It Needs Fewer Police?
From the New York Times
Crime is subsiding -- hooray!
But cops are increasing -- oy vey!
We need more police
Like sheep need more fleece;
They’re getting in each other’s way.
A leading activist investor and a pension fund are saying the smartphone
maker Apple needs to respond to what some see as a growing
public-health crisis of youth phone addiction. From the wall street journal.
maker Apple needs to respond to what some see as a growing
public-health crisis of youth phone addiction. From the wall street journal.
@DaveCBenoit
There was a young lad who I fear
An Iphone got stuck in his ear.
A doctor tried grout,
Which pulled his brains out --
He’s now but a dull chandelier. Irn Bru, a Scottish Favorite,
Loses Some Sugar
They used to call it Iron Brew;
Twas made from girders, tried & true.
But now the sugar disappears
And Scotland sheds some bitter tears.
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