A veteran reporter for the Daily Beast
has resigned after it was revealed that
she plagiarized large portions of a recent
article from the Weekly Standard. From the NYPost
has resigned after it was revealed that
she plagiarized large portions of a recent
article from the Weekly Standard. From the NYPost
There once was a writer named Lizzie
Who found she was getting so busy
She swiped what appears
To be copy from peers --
Putting her boss in a tizzy.
White House Calls Immigration
System Risky as Funding
Deadline Looms
The White House is willing to bet
That Congress is in such a sweat
That they won’t be frisky,
But label as risky
Poor immigrants who aren’t a threat.
The Last Place on Earth Where Everyone Still Loves Kmart
North Korea will invade
Guam as its next escapade.
Their soldiers on the beaches pour --
And head straight to the Kmart store.
It’s not that they hate Uncle Sam --
They just are crazy about Spam!
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