Friday, January 12, 2018

Ledes & Limericks. Friday January 12 2018.




Trump uses term ‘shithole’ to describe countries

of some would-be immigrants, according to two

people briefed on meeting

It’s true that a potty-mouthed king
Can say just about anything.
But that only means
He’s doomed to latrines
After he’s had his short fling.









Newspaper Industry Vows To

Fight New Tariffs On Canadian

Newsprint, Citing Jobs Threat

From Forbes


A publisher cried ‘Woe is me!”
“I won’t pay for any more tree.”
“I’ll print all the news
On old leather shoes
And show those Canucks I’m carefree!”






Chinese Police Dynamite

Christian Megachurch



In China they like to explode
The Deity’s holy abode.
It’s not that they’re cruel,
It’s just that the rule

Includes a way strict zoning code.

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