Monday, January 29, 2018

Ledes & Limericks. Monday January 29,2018





An obit for chickens is rare;
It might make some editors stare.
At least the paid views
Cannot be fake news,
Or bot-driven clickbait -- so there!


Seems editors and their affairs
Are playing at musical chairs;
With unseemly speed
The old ones are kneed,
So new ones can give themselves airs.


I never read books anymore;
They simply are there for decor.
Their soothing pastels
Are nice parallels
To the blandness of mind I adore.




Lawyers Faced With Emojis

and Emoticons Are

All ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

A lawyer in Sandusky, OH,
Did sue a most hapless fellow
For his emojis
That were sent to please

His girlfriend and make her mellow.



and finally:

Reporters who hang around Trump
Are subject to his constant grump.
Is it worth a scoop
To take all his poop --

Or wouldn’t they rather gas pump?

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