Tuesday, January 9, 2018

Ledes & Limericks Tuesday January 9 2018






Denis Finley of 'Free Press' said Vt. driver's license change
on gender would bring on 'apocalypse'
from newser.com


@jenngidman


An editor down in Vermont
Sent his brain out on a jaunt,
Resulting in tweets
That gave his boss pleats;
A bench in the park he now haunts . . .


Today’s Catty Question: Who Thought

Cat Cafes Were a Good Idea?

A feline cafe in Missouri
With kittens so cuddly and furry
Was taken to court
Because a report
Found mousers in most of their curry.

Amway Made China a Billion-Dollar

Market. Now It Faces a Crackdown.



The Chinese are catching on fast;
They think that Amway should be cast
Back into the sea
To drown noisily,
And if they return to be gassed.

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