The Chicago Sun-Times will not publish columns or reviews
authored by Richard Roeper as the newspaper investigates the legitimacy
of Roeper’s sizable Twitter following. From the Chicago Sun Times.
authored by Richard Roeper as the newspaper investigates the legitimacy
of Roeper’s sizable Twitter following. From the Chicago Sun Times.
A twitter account that is broad
Is probably terribly flawed.
Reporters who boast
That they have the most
Real followers may be a fraud.
To Get Anything Done,
Georgia Politicians Say,
‘Do It for Amazon’
Atlanta’s an Amazon town;
They want it so bad they will clown
Or vote in all ways
That Amazon says --
It seems like a fiscal shakedown.
How to Get a Wiretap to Spy
on Americans, and Why
That Matters Now
I think that my neighbor’s a spy;
He looks like the type that would lie.
I just need a judge
Who’s likely to fudge
And let me eavesdrop on the sly. Goodbye, Goofy Hats:
Extreme Balloon Twisters
Inflate the Art Form
There was an artistic young guy
Who blew up balloons in black tie.
But at the event
A strange accident
With helium made too high.
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