The celebrated singer on an eating binge has gone,
Gorging on sweet pancakes, caviar, and roasted fawn.
Her appetite’s unparalleled -- she’ll need a stomach pump;
And all because of stress induced by Mr. Donald Trump.
Cod cheeks by the carload, fricaseed in so much butter
Her fans begin to think that she has turned into a nutter.
Slurping Ben & Jerry’s like there isn’t any morrow,
She sucks the marrow out of bones to assuage her sorrow.
Oh Babs, don’t let the policies of this administration
Do a Marlon Brando on you out of aggravation!
If you truly hate the man, then be more businesslike
And sublimate your passions with a lengthy hunger strike.
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