You can take away my health care and my tasty icecream cone,
But do not ever try to take away my Samsung phone!
Take away my food stamps till my hands are cold and boney,
Just stay away from my fliptop that comes direct from Sony!
Just how would YOU survive if your own iPhone went away?
I bet you, Jason CHaffetz, that you’d cry the livelong day!
So don’t tell me I’m choosing tween my healthcare and Blackberry;
You cannot keep a job without a cell phone, you dumb wherry! 
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