Down in Texas legislators don’t have much to do,
And so they mess around with bills that really are cuckoo.
Farrar has got a doozy that she thinks is pretty sweet;
Onanism is the subject that she wants to treat.
She thinks that single-handed she’ll upset the applecart.
How much is she making to be flippant and so tart?
Texans, put your lawmakers on chain gangs for a change
Instead of paying them to make up laws so weird and strange! 
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