You Won't Believe What's Happened to These 80's Superstars!

Henry Winkler. Believe it or not, the Fonz is now one of the new Apostles of the Mormon Church. After joining the Faith back in 1989 after a bad pizza delivery, Winkler slowly worked his way up the church hierarchy until he was ordained an Apostle last spring at General Conference.

“I love this church because it’s so family friendly” he said recently to the Salt Lake Tribune. “And I’m all about being family friendly. Besides, they give me a discount on tithing.”

Cyndi Lauper. This vivacious pop music star, whose single “Girls Just Wanna Have Fun” became the national anthem of Albania in 2002, is now feeding all the stray cats in Bismarck, North Dakota, on her 12 acre ranchette just outside the city limits. She still sings occassionally -- usually to the hundreds of cats that roam the ranchette and leave an unbelievable stink.

“I gave up on human beings back in the 90’s” she says candidly. “Cats are intelligent and self confident. They will soon be our masters. The smart money’s already investing heavily in Tidy Cats.”

Mr. T. His real name is Herman Aloysius Butterhole, the Third. After walking off the ‘A Team’ set over a contract dispute with Fort Knox, the cranky character actor and part-time jiu jitsu collector abandoned show biz to become a spokesperson for Dirndl Restoration, based in Austria. Today he owns a string of polo ponies and enjoys unstringing them and letting his staff chase them all over the place.

James Finlayson. He was dead by the 1980’s, more’s the pity, but we just like to look at his photo. He worked a lot with Laurel & Hardy. We think that makes him cooler than Cyndi Lauper, Mr. T., and Henry Winkler combined.