Monday, February 19, 2018

Ledes & Limericks. Monday February 19 2018



Reporters with many pageviews
Are simply stuck-up buckeroos.
The readers who pay
And come back each day

Are what owners crave like cheap booze.



The world’s biggest mining companies are again poised to
shower investors with billions of dollars and make deals,
a turnaround fueled by the global economy’s renewed
appetite for raw materials and by the burgeoning
electric-vehicle market.  From the Wall Street Journal
To bring in the cash, pound for pound,
Just dig a big hole in the ground.
There’s paydirt below
Your feet, dontcha know --
Who cares if your drilling is sound?


How Unwitting Americans Encountered

Russian Operatives Online  from the NYTimes

The normal American fool
Who laps up Facebook like it’s gruel
Will always confuse
The real with fake news,
So Russians give them a cesspool.

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