Monday, February 26, 2018

Ledes & Limericks. Monday February 26 2018



Police Chief spits swear words on journalist

From Ghana Web

Cops and reporters don’t mix;
The first gives the second rough kicks.
They’re natural foes
Who always oppose
Each others’ procedures and tricks.


How Do Pundits Never Get It Wrong?

Call a 40% Chance

A pundit is someone who picks
His words with discerning chopsticks;
He don’t really say
What is the right way --
Which seems to impress all the hicks.


Railroads Embark on Apology

Tour to Make Amends for

Hunter Harrison’s Ways

It isn’t the money you make
That drives customers to forsake
Your services, but
The fact that you butt
Heads with them till they all break.

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