Toy appraisers predict Beanie Babies will
never make a comeback, since the 1990s
children—millennials—aren’t collecting like
generations before them. From the Wall Street Journal.
If you are a part of that sect
That Beanies did fully collect,
I’m sorry to say
You’ve wasted your pay --
Your pension is probably wrecked!
It’s content reporters must write,
Not truth or to fight the good fight.
Publishers harry
Their writers to marry
A pandering style nice and bright.
KOREAN FOOD AT THE OLYMPICS IS ‘NASTY’
from the NYTimes
I do not eat octopus raw.
And eomuk sticks in my craw.
Olympics be hanged,
I won’t be harangued
Into black seaweed coleslaw!
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