Tuesday, February 6, 2018

Ledes & Limericks. Tuesday February 6 2018





From USA Today


Telling readers how to think keeps editors quite hectic,
And conceals the fact that some are certainly dyslectic.
Reporters, on the other hand, suppress their urges to
Tell the folks in Washington just what they ought to do.
Of the two, I think the job of editor is grand --
I’d love to give advice on things I do not understand!



Elections are run by the Lord,
Which must make the devil feel bored.
But ev’ry new reign
Old Scratch raises Cain,
And keeps all the virtues ignored.

How Are Cities Paying Their Bills? With Fees on

Trash, Parking, Sewers and 911 Calls  



The mayor of Scranton, PA,
Demanded that when children play
At baseball or jacks
Or even eat snacks
A fee to the city they pay.

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