Wednesday, December 2, 2020

Today's timericks

 



The driverless car is coming/I hear it all day long/But while I await its coming/I've time to learn mahjong/Such promises so alluring/are like the little boy/who's waiting for his dear Santa/to bring a promised toy.


William Barr says voter fraud/isn't real or act of God/It is simply in the head/of a nincompoop instead/Smart A.G. -- he's too astute/fantasies to prosecute.


Presidential pardons are good bizness, so I've heard/Some may call it cheesy, but it makes a lot of curd/Nests are being feathered and thin pockets now are lined/with filthy lucre that will soon become oh so refined . . . 

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