Arctic leases are the best/making lolly with great zest/Prices now are very low/just remove that worthless snow/It's another gold Yukon/once the permafrost is gone.
COVID-19 fairy tales/put the wind in Facebook's sails/Users seem to think the site/is the source of truth and light/They can censor all they want/the nuts will some new page just haunt.
And now the deer are running roughshod over urban spots/These herbivores are munching on beleaguered flower pots/They're stripping trees and leaving scat so joggers get a shock/The vicious creatures even chase our kids around the block/We either get a gun to shoot cute Bambi tween the eyes/or let 'em breed until they march to get the vote franchise!
I'm sending out my Xmas cards and they are virus-free/I do not mention anything about calamity/I brag about the children and give my dear mate her due/and hope that Santa wears a mask when he comes down the flue!
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