My cookie jar doth overflow;
I tell my gut "Look out below!"
With icing thick and sprinkles too
my diet plans say "Toodle-loo!"
But, hey, it's only once a year
that sugar is my sole veneer.
In ten more years Toyota cars
will have to run on Leyden jars.
The Japanese say gasoline
makes of the air a foul latrine.
To avoid more greenhouse trauma,
they're riding bikes in Yokohama.
It looks like that there comfort check
from Uncle Sam has gone to heck.
The wishing well is goin' dry --
but do not start to moan or cry;
no doubt when Biden takes a hand
we'll each be getting twenty grand!
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