Sunday, December 27, 2020

Today's timericks.

 



Lookit, Ma -- I'm driving fast/with no hands a-steerin'/these new cars are super smart/there's no use a-fearin'/I can text or talk or nap/there'll be no collision/heck, I might as well sit back/watching television!


When you have a lot of tykes/better travel on some bikes/fam'ly vans are overpriced/what they charge is more a heist/take it from a man with kids/I oughta have been raising squids!


The digital yuan is now here to stay/making it easy for Chinese to pay/for chopsticks and moon cakes and pickled bai cai/now they'll be eating the whole livelong day/belly aches soon will disable them all/then Uncle Sam can watch Xi Jinping fall.

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