Wednesday, October 27, 2021

Today's Timerick: The Bill Collector

 (thanks to David Lazarus)



Bill collectors at your door/on your phone -- and what is more/down the chimney they will come/if you owe a thumping sum/You may shoot them or pretend/you are just the debtor's friend/O, these hounds of dark finance/can benumb you with a glance/If to debt you must succumb/go and be a coarse beach bum/Then let four years pass away/and come back to have your day/Creditors will have to eat/all your debt -- now ain't that sweet?

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