Wednesday, October 6, 2021

Today's Timericks: Federal Government may default on Social Security payments next month, among other things.

 


The government is out of bread/there's nothing in the kitty/Seniors eating Alpo straight/now isn't that a pity?/The Senate sits around and stews/while millions of tax payers/depend on charity and humble little prayers. 


Idaho’s governor left the state. His lieutenant governor took power and banned state vaccine mandates.

When the cat takes feline leave/the mice will always mischief weave/Idaho is no exception/where conservative deception/has cocked a bright red snook/at laws already on the book/When the Gov returns I think/he'll throw some people in the clink!


U.N. weather agency says world ill-prepared for ‘looming water crisis’

Soon the world will thirsty be/and we'll have to drink chablis/cuz the water is so foul/it would strangulate an owl/So stock up now on good cheap beer/and let the teetotalers live in fear.

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