Monday, October 4, 2021

Today's Timericks: Pandora Papers expose the untouchable offshore accounts of the rich & famous

 


Taxes are a bore to pay/But if you're rich there is a way/to prevent the bureaucrats/from poaching on your habitats/Offshore banks will veil your wealth/with sure and nearly obscene stealth/Then you can face the world and boast/that you are paying out the most.


Oil spill threatens Southern California wildlife and closes beaches as Coast Guard investigates

Hark, the little fishies choke/on oil slicks as thick as yolk/Where did all this grease come from?/Companies are deaf and dumb/Maybe it's from outer space/or a tainted bouillabaisse/Anywho, the beaches now/look and smell like puppy chow.


Bombing outside Kabul’s main mosque leaves at least 2 dead, Taliban says

It is normally the rule/things blow up in old Kabul/Outside mosques or airports busy/all that din will make you dizzy/No one knows just who to blame/for the damage and the flame/All I know is you're a fool/if you stay in old Kabul.

No comments:

Post a Comment