If there's one guy I know who has culture,
it's Dan Bilefsky.
Never have met the guy.
But I read his stuff in the newspapers.
His articles make me ashamed of wearing
brown shoes.
Of sopping up gravy on my plate with a
piece of bread.
After finishing his last article,
all my clip-on neckties were
tossed away.
It's getting expensive to be like
Dan Bilefsky.
He ain't elegant, exactly.
It's more like he's just so
well-traveled and knowledgeable.
I might do like the old joke
says:
I got so tired of reading his cultured articles that I gave up reading.
But in the meantime
his articles give me hope
that we can win the
culture wars.
Or, at least, take back
Alsace-Lorraine.
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