They kept jogging
even after stepping on
the rare Lotis blue,
leaving a powdery smear
on the sidewalk.
They were running
to improve their health
and to generate new
provocative ideas for their
newspaper column.
They are Farhad Manjoo,
and nobody else.
Whose impetus impelled
them to run blithely
past a weeping fire hydrant
and park benches morphing
into cows.
On, on, they ran;
over hill, over dale,
faster than a typhoon
gale.
Leaping over caissons.
Straddling incoherent rhetoric.
Neatly side-stepping chalk artists.
They sped like cheap beer
through the bladder.
And then they ran some more.
Up the stairs, into their office
at the mighty New York Times,
and around the editorial board,
blindsiding Paul Krugman,
Ross Douthat, and
Michelle Goldberg.
Down the stairs, out the door,
up Park Avenue --
then slowing
slowing
slowing
until they cantered
into Delmonico's
for a bowl of vegetable steam.
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