Russian soldiers on the lam
mailed their boss an aerogram.
"Dearest Putin, we resign --
with your crimes we won't align.
Take your ego-driven dream
and stick it where the sun don't beam!"
quarters for laundry
or for frozen chicken hearts --
I'm into saving money;
it's easier than pie.
Dog and cat food portions
can really satisfy.
The money that I'm saving
goes into T-bills, natch.
So what if I am homeless?
I'll just put up more thatch.
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