Down in old Canberra they do like to tell the tale
Of Ahmed Fahour’s fortune from delivering the mail.
He made out like a bandit with a salary so large
They had to float it to the bank inside a gravel barge.
Malcolm Turnbull told him he was making too much dough
And back to Lebanon he would quite gladly see him go.
So Ahmed quit the Post Office and now spends all his days
On the beach in Darwin with the other castaways. 
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