Ryan thinks he’s Teddy, come to save the West again;
Saving it for critters, injuns, and chivalrous oilmen.
He wants that pesky coal dug up, deported to the East,
And burned up till it ain’t a threat to man nor gal nor beast.
He sure will keep Interior a safe and honest place
Where wimmin folk can sit and rock and crochet plenty lace! 
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