Trump's State of the Union Address

We thought he would breath fire on the crowded Senate seats;

Turning ev’rybody’s faces redder than boiled beets.

We thought he would spout nonsense worse than Alice ever heard;

Mixing fact and fiction till they both came out all blurred.

We thought his narrow-mindedness would bollix up the works;

Instead he kept it low key with his ordinary quirks.

The fact is that he really wasn’t all that pestilential;

In fact he almost acted like he could be presidential!