An apostolic reformation
now is sweeping all the nation;
mega-churches behind Trump
want to use a stomach pump,
draining sin from ev'ry belly
that has swallowed poisoned jelly
from the far left atheists --
demons full of hellish cysts!
Mercy Culture and the like
now are coming down the pike,
wielding swords of rectitude --
defying Satan's attitude.
Sharia law, based on the Bible,
they'll give to us, if only tribal.
One nation under God again --
where all must bow and say 'amen.'
I wish I felt more certitude
that Heaven is this dumb and crude . . .
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