Water witches are all wet;
how can anybody bet
on some rods waved at the ground
while the waver turns around?
Dowsing is baloney sliced,
plus a heist that is high priced.
It takes a special connoisseur
to locate any aquifer --
and always they are deep below,
and drilling to them is real slow.
By the time the work's complete,
the dowser ain't around to greet
an empty hole as dry as bone,
or help his victims pay their loan.
If you want to fight a drought
pray for rain and not a tout.
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