"You gotta a car?"
"You gotta a car?"
The query echoes
near and far.
No matter what the price of gas --
America must drive en masse!
And dealerships both new and used
are feeling frightened and abused.
Those little dinky chips that we
took for granted stupidly
are scarce as hen's teeth nowadays,
leading to unfilled driveways.
Even junkers drivers crave
and caution for old lemons waive.
With passions running high and hearty
a car thief gets a necktie party!
When oh when will chips return?
When can rubber we all burn?
Woe is me, has fate decreed
returning to velocipede?
No! It shall not happen thus --
our wheels are not superfluous!
We must have Ford and Lexus too --
while greenhouse gas goes up the flu!
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