The chicken wars have started;
Lindsey Graham will recruit
thousands to his banner
where they'll march and stab and shoot.
Defending fast food fryers
that are godly and sincere
is what this Senate stalwart
sees as his agenda clear.
He wants no die-verse french fries;
he scorns the rainbow shake.
And he intends his nuggets
to not become fruitcake.
So rally 'round his ensign
and join the jubilee --
as Graham of the Bombast
proclaims faux victory!
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