Now they're going door to door/on their knees they do implore/everyone to get a shot/You will heed them, will you not?/Or do you expect to last/till Gabriel blows final blast?/Foolish mortal, don't you know/Mother Nature's a yobbo?
North America Has Its Hottest June on Record.
(NYT)
The month of June/now makes us swoon/The heat's intense/it makes no sense/No one survives/with decent lives/when climate change/becomes this strange.
Good news: The weddings are back on! Bad news: You have to go to all of them.
(WaPo)
I never go to weddings/I find them declasse/The seating is confusing/just like bad macrame/The ministers all mumble/the food is catered blight/If people want to marry/they should elope at night!
Lord, the scorching heat these days/reminds me I must mend my ways/lest the flames of keen regret/burn me like a cigarette/Help me better thoughts to breed/and call on Thee in all my need!
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