Chinese hackers in my soup.
How can such an ethnic group
fiddle with my internet,
making life so vinaigrette?
I stay up all night afeared
of ransomware and cyber-weird.
Ain't the heat and drought severe
enough to make me drink strong beer?
And the joeys chased by dingoes
give my stomach pink flamingoes.
Now on top of that these creeps,
whom I would like to label '*bleeps*,'
are out to wreck my peace of mind --
just pour the Foster's til I'm blind . . .
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