Monday, July 5, 2021

Today's Timericks: Tyson Foods Recalls 8.5 Million Pounds of Frozen Chicken. (NYT)

 



Nothing makes my heart to quicken/faster than some frozen chicken/full of microbes standing by/my poor bowels to liquefy/I'd be better off, I'm sure/as a vegan epicure!


Lobsters’ feelings loom large as British Parliament debates animal welfare bill.

(WaPo)

Animals have feelings, too/in the wild or at the zoo/Ocean lobsters become roiled/when they're captured and then boiled/And a pig's heart may be breakin'/when we turn it into bacon/So stay your hand and do not squeeze/honey from the tender bees/Cruelty to skunks prevent/except those now in Parliament!


What to know about Rise of the Moors, an armed group that says it’s not subject to U.S. law.

(WaPo)

Many a stout nincompoop/joins with an extremist group/Apparently they find such dreck/stiffens up their scrawny neck/Lacking in much self esteem/together they're a lawless team/Civics lessons never took/with these cousins of a crook.



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Constantly my wanton heart/sorrow wants to seek and start/God of Heaven, please accept/my attempts to be adept/at the strait and narrow way/that alone gives joy today!

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