A palm reader from old Madrid
Wanted a nice piece of quid
From Dali’s estate --
Because her mom’s gait
From virtue with Dali had slid.
If you’re fleeing from the Sudan
Don’t come here if you’ve got no clan.
The Justices say
We can’t let you stay --
You’ll be expelled like you was bran.
There once was a moose up in Boulder
Who felt that he got the cold shoulder.
“Why should they complain”
He tried to explain,
“When I’m good as any householder!”
ANOTHER GLOBAL CYBERATTACK RENDERS UKRAINE GOVERNEMENT AND ECONOMY HELPLESS -- SOME EXPERTS SAY IT'S COMING TO AMERICA NEXT!
When hackers attack I refuse
To come down with internet blues.
So let ‘em hijack --
They’ll find that I lack
Anything but IOU’s.
NEW LAW IN PHILIPPINES MAKES IT A FELONY TO SING NATIONAL ANTHEM OFF-KEY
There was a young man of Manilla
Caught between Charybdis and Scylla.
As deaf as a post,
He sang like a ghost --
They skinned him just like a chinchilla.
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