Wednesday, June 28, 2017

Headlines & Verse. Wednesday. June 28. 2017

EPA TO ROLL BACK CLEAN WATER REGULATIONS. AMERICANS SHOULD DRINK MORE BEER ANYWAYS. 


The EPA has turned its back
On keeping clean water on track.
Bureaucrat Pruitt
Says he won’t do it --

Replying “Let them drink cognac!”



TEN COMMANDMENTS MONUMENT GOES UP ON CAPITOL GROUNDS IN LITTLE ROCK: ATHEISTS SWEAR TO GOD THEY'LL HAVE IT REMOVED


In Little Rock God has his say,
Chiseled in granite to stay.
Lip service is fine,
But who can align

With all Ten Commandments each day?



RETIRING HOUSE MEMBER CHAFFETZ SAYS WASHINGTON HOUSING TOO EXPENSIVE FOR FRUGAL MEMBERS OF CONGRESS (HAVE YOU CHECKED OUT TRAILER PARKS, JASON?) 


Some Lawmakers don’t have a clue
That when their high rent has come due,
That they ought to yearn
Back home to return --

And STAY there until the moon’s blue.




MONTANA CONGRESSMAN DISCOVERS SECRET TO COLLECTING MASSIVE DONATIONS -- BEAT UP A REPORTER


If you want donations to peak,
Just smack some reporters each week.
Your voters will think
Reporters must stink --

And you’ll be as rich as a sheikh!




ALL THAT DENTAL WORK PAID OFF -- PRESIDENT IS WOWED BY IRISH REPORTER'S SMILE

There was a young writer named Perry
Whose twinkling smile was quite merry.
She charmed that old grump
We call Donald Trump --

Such influence just might be scary . . .

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