Friday, June 2, 2017

Utah Headlines & Limericks for Today. Friday, June 2. 2017



SALT LAKE MAYOR BISKUPSKI AT LOGGERHEADS WITH CITY COUNCIL OVER APPOINTMENT OF NEW UTA MEMBER STATE SENATOR JIM DABAKIS.

When mayors and councils contend,
The drama seems never to end.
They ought to reason
Instead of cry “Treason!” --
Not into complaining descend.




TAX INITIATIVE TO FUND NEW ROUND OF STATE SCHOOL PROJECTS READY TO KICK OFF IN SALT LAKE.

Taxes to fund education
Are subject to recrimination.
While learning is good,
It’s misunderstood
As something that needs a small ration.




PERTURBED WOMAN DRIVER CRASHES CAR INTO KEARNS HOME, NARROWLY MISSING RESIDENT IN BED. 

When driving a car at high speed
The one thing your really don’t need
Is some kind of dwelling
That stays so compelling
It makes you stop and start to bleed.

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