UBER FOUNDER KALANICK OUSTED AS CEO, AFTER NUMEROUS COMPLAINTS OF HIS LACK OF MANAGERIAL SKILL
There once was a brash CEO
Who thought he was running the show.
His management style
Raised plenty of bile --
Now he pouts while he sits on his dough.
A fullback was running down field,
When to an impulse he did yield --
He sat on the loam
While chanting an ‘om,’
As inner peace on him congealed.
The King of the Saudis decreed
He wanted to raise up his seed --
He needed a clone
To sit on his throne --
For Royalty loves to inbreed.
COLORADO CROESUS LEAVES RHYMED CLUES TO BURIED TREASURE IN DESERT WASTE -- LEADING TO SEVERAL FATALITIES
Hunting around for lost treasure
Gives a fool nothing but pleasure.
With time on their hands
They search the badlands --
Their bones are now fading at leisure.
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