Sunday, June 4, 2017

Utah Headlines & Limericks. Sunday. June 4. 2017.



In Utah, county prosecutors have it their own way.
They can have you put in jail for mocking Doris Day.
Little gods of tin, who demand their full backsheesh --
I’d like to see ‘em muzzled (or at least put on a leash.)
Their idea of Justice is to bully and encumber --

Try to show me one that isn’t just a big humbugger!




Jesus was a refugee, and homeless all his life.
He could be a troublemaker, causing lots of strife.
He trod the hills of Galilee, and sometimes was unkempt.
And so the city elders treated him with but contempt.
Today we have the homeless still, and still we often cry:
“Let them follow all our rules, or we will crucify!”






There was a beekeeper in Orem
Who kept all his bees in a quorum --
This church-like control
Increased his bankroll --
His honey was made with decorum.

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