Monday, June 5, 2017

Utah Headlines & Limericks. Monday. June 5. 2017.



There was a young person from Sandy
Who craved Facebook time just like candy.
Forsaking all others,
Both sisters and brothers,

He thought isolation just dandy.





I try to just live in the ‘now’
Without having much of a cow.
But just when I think
I’ve conquered a wink
My mind wanders off to Macau.






Do not ever swim Utah Lake.
The water’s a toxic milk shake.
Just one little sip
Your stomach will rip
And turn your intestines opaque.






BRITAIN AT CIVIL LIBERTY CROSSROADS AFTER MOST RECENT TERRORIST ATTACKS. WILL THEY VOTE THE RIGHT TO PRIVACY UP OR DOWN? 

Nobody has figured the trick
Of what makes a terrorist tick.
Psychotic distress,
Too much porn access --

Or maybe for Hell they’re homesick?

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