Holiday Spending Surpasses Forecast as Millennials Lead the Way
The Millennial habit of spending
Apparently now is ascending.
They’re looking for ways
To make Black Fridays
Become episodes neverending.
New Recognition for Chronic Fatigue
Don’t tell me of chronic fatigue --
It’s ain’t in the same pickin’ league
As my apathy,
so cultured like brie,
That I couldn’t dance a French gigue.
How the Amtrak Dining Car Could Heal the Nation
How pleasant to travel by train,
To traverse the mountains and plain.
With no internet
And railroad baguette,
Nirvana’s a cinch to obtain.
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