The reason that postmodern art is safest for display
Is because nobody knows just what it has to say.
It loops and swerves without a hint of ancient knavery;
So it can never ever be allied with slavery.
A person on a pedestal will be a target, natch --
No matter who, or what they did, a piece of hell they’ll catch.
Somebody’s got it in for them; somebody will protest.
And then the money shrivels up -- the project’s put to rest.
Put up a giant bowling ball to honor pioneers.
Install a bunch of pipes and string for famous balladeers.
Even graveyard stones must be designed to be so bland
That nobody will find a cause to have them fully banned!
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